Isn’t snow brilliant. As mentioned before the pistes have deteriorated recently & the whole resort is in dire need of a heavy dump. I think the snow gods must of read my blog coz last night we had a splash of powder. I had a quick blast around in it this morning & although not the 60cm we need it has made a big difference. Then now, as I look out on the mountain vista, we have flakes the size of snowballs coming down. We’ve had about 5cm in the last hour & its still coming down, let it last all afternoon & night & it’ll set the hill up for some wicked conditions & even make the off-pisting enjoyable.
After the family Shapla left us on Saturday I’ve given myself a bit of time off the hill. 6 days solid boarding is just a bit wearing for an aged boarder line alcoholic (we more or less last week anyway. Why is acceptable to be having a shot of Rum in your drink at 10am just because your cold?). Besides, the wife is still house bound due to her dodgy chest…….too many jokes too rubbish at typing…….. and it’s just a bit boring on your own.
A bit of good news I had the other day though, the company I’m working for has confirmed I’m to have regular work with them for the rest of the season. Although, as we all know, work is shit, doesn’t matter what you do or where you do it any normal person would rather not bother but beer doesn’t buy itself now does it (sometimes last week though it felt like it though, good work Shaps). The hours are long & tiring (sometimes I have to do up to 15hrs a week!! Did you hear, 15hrs a f*cking week. Not every week mind, just the busy ones, but still). But they are a good company & it is a good job for nosing around expensive Chalets & laughing at the mega rich. The down side of it though, as we are in other peoples Chalets & working with the public, the rich & fussy public at that, I cant swear or take the piss. As you know these are the 2 things that I’m a natural at & find it impossible to keep my mouth shut. I’ve managed it so far with only 1 minor incident. We had just fitted a family for their ski boots & was setting up their ski’s, all the customers were upstairs sitting round the fire Ra Ra Ra’ing about the kind of bollocks that ski people bore us all with, or so we thought. Me & the boss were chatting away, when they called down “Lizzie, come & join us for Champoo darling” (twats) & to our great surprise 1 of the daughters was in the bedroom next to where we was working with her door open & could clearly hear all the cheap innuendo & poor jokes spilling from my mouth, luckily she was too engrossed in facebook or porn or what ever teenage girls look at these days so probably didn’t register but must be more careful.
Tonight is the start of the snow Polo so we’re going to watch the equestrian show before all the matches later in the week. Then tomorrow (Wednesday) is the weekly après party in the Doudone so I fully expect to be overly pissed & making up for all the tongue biting & politeness.
B*llocks, Tw+t, Sh*t, F*ck, C+nt, W*nker.
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